i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like
AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE
“THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”
Dying.
Every fucking time I know what’s at the bottom and every time I still lose my shit.
I’m so happy this post is back again asdlkfjsa
HAPPY TEN YEARS TO “TWAS I THAT SET THE HOUSE ABLAZE”
on a scale of “dapper” to “fuckboy” how would you rate your taste in gnc womens fashion
wait actually
Halloween stores when Margot Robbie wears a cute outfit in a movie
get out of the summoning circle you stupid little fruit
those big translucent rabbit vibrators and those big douchebag vape rigs are a sexually dymorphic species
like??
tell me this does not look like a male cartoon animal charater and the girl romantic interest version with boobs
ALT
ALT
ARE YOU FUCKING LISTENING TO ME
when you’ve meticulously envisioned the story in your head scene by scene but it’s time to actually write it
a kind granny is offering you a candy from her bag, what are you choosing??
peppermint
lifesaver
tootsie roll
strawberry bonbon/strawberry hard candy
caramel/werther’s original
saltwater taffy
sucker/dum-dums
cinnamon candy
mysterious, unlabeled hard candy with an indescribable taste
other?? (leave it in the tags)
I was being cancelled because apparently it was classist to put feathers on dinosaurs.
Both dream me and irl me were very confused.
it might have been a dream, but feathered dinosaurs being linked to an ideology isn’t that uncommon. Them being viewed as “leftist”, “woke” or “gay” has occured several times.
I collect these examples.
reblog if you like dinosaurs, are gay, or just really like feathers
you ever take a uquiz and realize halfway through that you don’t respect the author and their opinion is useless to you
everyone shut up except this person
